Daniel Day-Lewis is God

maybe a little much of a man crush but fuck off – the man is brilliant. I’m moving up 6 of his movies in my netflix queue as I THINK these words – you need to download THAT app bitch – but really. The man is brilliant. I can watch this trailer 100 times. FUCK!!! WHY did I move out of Brooklyn??? I only say that because in my beloved Hudson Valley – there ain’t no motherfuckin good movie theaters. nyaaaaaaaaaples.

Ok, I agree that was a bit weird. Well my wife was in the background watching me do my thing. It was a contest. Well a contest to see who could win in arm wrestling, but it was also a contest to see who could come up with the most absurd thing to do in a brooklyn bar – film it – and try to win money from the bitches at Heavy.

The Mr Taste It Place

Ok – you almost caught me with my pants down. Welcome to my blog. Mr Taste It is a name that’s stuck with me for quite a long time now – it’s loaded with juicy connotation you see, because well, I taste the waste. Waste can mean different things and eeeeeeven be spelled different ways. Kind of how the word “moist” can only mean 2 things really. Brownies and undies. So whatever this is, it is NOT that. Not totally.

Whatever and fuck off – check out one of my earlier shits right here